and now for your reading enjoyment... the conversation of tom and mary, in regards to CRABS.

ykropf [9:13 PM]: I LOVE FISIX!!!

ykropf [9:13 PM]: no... i really don't

MaryboberryNL [9:14 PM]: my hands smell like crabs

MaryboberryNL [9:14 PM]: and I have my car back

ykropf [9:14 PM]: lol

MaryboberryNL [9:14 PM]: and I have 2 tests tomorrow

ykropf [9:14 PM]: that's good

ykropf [9:14 PM]: ouch

ykropf [9:14 PM]: gov bio?

ykropf [9:14 PM]: or gov chem?

MaryboberryNL [9:14 PM]: gov chem

ykropf [9:14 PM]: hurting

MaryboberryNL [9:14 PM]: gov = easy

ykropf [9:14 PM]: chem = @#$!#@$%!#@$%

MaryboberryNL [9:14 PM]: chem = ...

MaryboberryNL [9:14 PM]: well, that too

MaryboberryNL [9:15 PM]: I think it will be easy

MaryboberryNL [9:15 PM]: but I always think that

ykropf [9:15 PM]: lol

MaryboberryNL [9:15 PM]: and then she puts something on that we haven't talked about

ykropf [9:15 PM]: the mysteriously easy

ykropf [9:15 PM]: yup

MaryboberryNL [9:16 PM]: lol

MaryboberryNL [9:16 PM]: yeah

MaryboberryNL [9:16 PM]: the crabs like to climb on each other and pretend to be rocks

ykropf [9:17 PM]: lol

MaryboberryNL [9:17 PM]: unfortunatelly, I am not exactly sure what the rituals (or whatever) are in crab mating, and it makes me somewhat nervous

ykropf [9:17 PM]: eww

ykropf [9:17 PM]: just use hammer to crush them

ykropf [9:17 PM]: just take em out

ykropf [9:18 PM]: crunch

MaryboberryNL [9:18 PM]: nooo

MaryboberryNL [9:18 PM]: crabs have feelings too!

ykropf [9:18 PM]: ... good tasting feeling

ykropf [9:18 PM]: mmmmm crabs....

MaryboberryNL [9:18 PM]: ewww

MaryboberryNL [9:18 PM]: seafood = gross

ykropf [9:18 PM]: not that crabs

ykropf [9:18 PM]: well...

MaryboberryNL [9:18 PM]: crab sex = not as gross as crab food

ykropf [9:18 PM]: ok i was born right next to the pacific...

ykropf [9:18 PM]: and i'm not a huge fan

ykropf [9:19 PM]: but...

ykropf [9:19 PM]: there are somethings that are good when cooked right

ykropf [9:19 PM]: like... lobsters....

ykropf [9:19 PM]: crabs...

MaryboberryNL [9:19 PM]: CORN

ykropf [9:19 PM]: *sigh*

MaryboberryNL [9:19 PM]: you can tell where I was born...

ykropf [9:19 PM]: iowa

MaryboberryNL [9:19 PM]: iowa city

ykropf [9:19 PM]: hmmm u want to know what good sea food tastes like?

MaryboberryNL [9:19 PM]: chicken?

ykropf [9:19 PM]: you can come to korea w/ me, just prepare about 1800 bucks for plane ticket

MaryboberryNL [9:19 PM]: everything tastes like chicken if you cook it right

MaryboberryNL [9:20 PM]: umm... I'm having enough trouble paying for my car at the moment

ykropf [9:20 PM]: no.... sea food is kinda unique

ykropf [9:20 PM]: lol

MaryboberryNL [9:22 PM]: grossness

ykropf [9:22 PM]: GET OUT OF THAT SHELL!!

ykropf [9:22 PM]: lol joking

ykropf [9:22 PM]: hold on lemme get some food

ykropf [9:23 PM]: i'm hungry 24/7

MaryboberryNL [9:23 PM]: lol

ykropf [9:30 PM]: ok

ykropf [9:30 PM]: so

ykropf [9:30 PM]: yea i'm getting ready for a long night

MaryboberryNL [9:30 PM]: ?

ykropf [9:31 PM]: then i'm gonna do lots of work again this weekend

ykropf [9:31 PM]: well, tomorrow last day of the school for this week

ykropf [9:31 PM]: so i figured... whatever, i'll kill myself, just one more time b/4 thx giving

ykropf [9:31 PM]: damn i type fast

MaryboberryNL [9:31 PM]: lol

MaryboberryNL [9:32 PM]: oh, thank god

ykropf [9:32 PM]: lol yup

MaryboberryNL [9:32 PM]: Land hermit crabs cannot reproduce in captivity. Their eggs must hatch in the sea.

MaryboberryNL [9:32 PM]: woohoo

ykropf [9:32 PM]: lol

ykropf [9:32 PM]: 100% birth control

ykropf [9:32 PM]: lol

ykropf [9:32 PM]: humans would kill for that one lol

MaryboberryNL [9:32 PM]: haha

ykropf [9:33 PM]: literally

MaryboberryNL [9:34 PM]: yay... they don't have sex

ykropf [9:34 PM]: lol

MaryboberryNL [9:34 PM]: on land

ykropf [9:34 PM]: hahahha

MaryboberryNL [9:34 PM]: at least

MaryboberryNL [9:34 PM]: and... they don't have any deep areas of water to fornicate in

MaryboberryNL [9:35 PM]: so I think we're okay

MaryboberryNL [9:35 PM]: now we just have to make sure that the big one doesn't try to kill the little one

ykropf [9:35 PM]: lol

MaryboberryNL [9:36 PM]: MaryboberryNL [9:35 PM]: I dislike seafood

mathnerd17 [9:35 PM]: me too

mathnerd17 [9:35 PM]: i hate it

MaryboberryNL [9:36 PM]: HA

ykropf [9:36 PM]: she's STUPID

ykropf [9:36 PM]: lol

ykropf [9:36 PM]: joking

MaryboberryNL [9:37 PM]: you're stupid

ykropf [9:37 PM]: ... ouch

seafood = bad

laters.

previous - next